Name Your Salon's Top Ten

The Dumbest

There are plenty of wacko names out there though that does not necessarily mean they don't work. After all, a name that sticks out gets remembered. But the names in this top ten are so out-of-it, one can't help but wonder if the proprietors behind them were not more interested in making bad jokes than in attracting customers.

1. Get the Hair out of Here
2. Crime and Punishment
3. Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Hair Back
4. Funny How Hair Slips Away
5. Benevolent Butcher
6. Hair Cutlets
7. I'm Your Barber - Not Your Shrink
8. Barber Without a Cause
9. Simply Hairlicious
10. Should I Shave or Should I Grow?