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Bible-Belt 12
These names possibly show the salon owners that chose them to be devout Christians. Possibly not!
  1. Hair Mary
  2. Blessed Is the Fruit of My Comb
  3. Thy Kingdom Comb
  4. Hollywood Be Thy Mane
  5. A Closer Cut with Thee
  6. Thy Hair Be Done on Earth as It Is in Heaven
  7. The Second Combing
  8. Safe in the Arms of my Barber
  9. Amazing Hair Grace
  10. A Mighty Fortress Is Our Salon
  11. Hairy, Hairy, Hairy
  12. Blessed Assurance
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My Stylist is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me lie my head in green potions
He rinses me with still waters
He restores my sheen
He leads me in right paths for vanity's sake
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of hair loss, split-ends and dandruff I fear no evil
For you are with me
Your shears and your blower - they comfort me
You prepare a bouffant before me in the presence of my enemies (those two bitches in the adjacent dryers)
You anoint my head with conditioner and spray
My curls overflow
Surely style and class shall follow me all the days of my life and I shall dwell in the house of Vidal Sassoon forever
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